(Source: clarys-jace)

paradoxsocks:

[x]

expressivenoodles:

When someone starts talking about how they feel bad for not doing productive things

my parents said to go to bed early

it is early

in the morning

(Source: daysofgay)

deansass:

killjoyvamp-trekkervendetta:

tomhiddleston-h:

We’re all going to be like

prepare your stashes of food, water and a comfy pillow to rest your head in: YOU SHALL NOT SEPARATE FROM YOUR COMPUTER THIS NOVEMBER!

November is when I apply to universities Fuck

(Source: the-doctors-sexiest-companion)

earthtohayley:

theangelgabrieldidmyhair:

The Yahoo people actually coming to look at the site they want to buy

except they wouldn’t bring us pizza BECAUSE WE WANTED FUCKING PIZZA

sexintartarus:

excuse you our porn is of the finest quality

tea-and-tumblr:

deathbycas:

oncomingbeth:

mrthorinton:

youmeatpurgatory:

improbablenormality:

1chainz:

boomitsnialler:

take a deep breath and repeat after me:

• i am not a letter grade
• i am not a gpa
• i am not a statistic
• i am not just a student
• i am good at something
• i am more than what an institution tells me i am

• i am legend

• i am iron man

• i am the monster parents tell their children about at night

• i am the doctor

• i am a high functioning sociopath
• do your research

• i am an angel of the lord

(Source: nointerrruption)

solveanyproblemwithpotatoes:

shadowrawrs:

strawberrydaydreams:

do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason

you’re just like

no

And then they give you a reason and its like

did that bird just become a llama with a beak?